Revolution Seeker Gifts

François Guizot

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Lost World: You are Here

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Pharaoh Cocoon

Caterpillar Portrait

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

New York Netherworld

The wine-shop

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Do you want to save changes?"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

First past the post.

'I win!'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"See how it feels"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'Please enter your pin now.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'