Revolution Seeker Gifts

François Guizot

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

The Lost World: You are Here

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Caterpillar Portrait

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

New York Netherworld

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

The wine-shop

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Do you want to save changes?"

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

First past the post.

'I win!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"See how it feels"

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."