R&r Seeker Gifts

Gulliver's other travels.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Funnel of Love.

How oysters get engaged.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Cupid and parachutists.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Don't wake me up..."

Perfect Match

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).