Rush Seeker Gifts

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

Ancient Racing

Muscles

The one that got away

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"We're exclusively delts."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Crab with a clown face.

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bob's Driving School.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Exercise Bars

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

WHACK!

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."