Catch Seeker Gifts

The one that got away

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

The sea angler likes to dig his own bait whenever possible...and to learn at first hand the intricacies of the tides and currents.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Dolphin

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Sun Worship

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

Single men in Tahiti

Fishing Contest

"Holy water, holy water...."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'I got one this small.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"Are you willing to relocate?"

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

The Specimen Hunter

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.