Castle Seeker Gifts

'I'm looking for a kingdom that is a fixer-upper.'

"I'd like you to honk your horn when you see the picturesque castle!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

The one that got away

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Dept. of the Treasury

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Clearing the castle's moat.

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'