Castle Explorer Gifts

"Nice going. That was one of our guys, just trying to clean out the gutters."

Service Entry.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat.'

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

'The barbarians are at the gate!'

"That's it, now press, send."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Damsel and squashed rescuer

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"Hey!! Look!!!"

'...And in this dungeon we incarcerate the lowest of the low - the mis-sellers of P.P.I. schemes!'

Soldiers attempt to break into a castle with a credit card.

Clearing the castle's moat.

'Och, 'tis the castle of the clan Macadam.'

'I double-dog dare you.'

'This isn't about me, it's about you.'

'Are you sure the peasants are starving? ? I thought it was just a fitness craze.'

Tour Guide Dog

Jousting knights!

'Mine is a Knight Errant. It's so frustrating: I never know where we're going...'

Battle.

'Well, that was a frank exchange of views.'

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

Tower of London

Medieval Cat Exits Via Medieval Catflap

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"