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"Nice going. That was one of our guys, just trying to clean out the gutters."

Service Entry.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat.'

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

'The barbarians are at the gate!'

"That's it, now press, send."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Damsel and squashed rescuer

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"Hey!! Look!!!"

Soldiers attempt to break into a castle with a credit card.

Clearing the castle's moat.

'Och, 'tis the castle of the clan Macadam.'

'I double-dog dare you.'

'...And in this dungeon we incarcerate the lowest of the low - the mis-sellers of P.P.I. schemes!'

'Are you sure the peasants are starving? ? I thought it was just a fitness craze.'

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

Medieval Cat Exits Via Medieval Catflap

Tower of London

'Well, that was a frank exchange of views.'

'This isn't about me, it's about you.'

'Nice siege!'

Jousting knights!

'Mine is a Knight Errant. It's so frustrating: I never know where we're going...'

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

Battle.

Tour Guide Dog

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'Let's agree to disagree...'

"I have to pee!"

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"