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'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

Bashful Royal Guard

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"A little help, please."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"What the hell took so long?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Sunbathing in the park

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I meant the dog!"

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'Mother?'

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Clearing the castle's moat.

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."