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'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

Bashful Royal Guard

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"A little help, please."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"What the hell took so long?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Sunbathing in the park

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"I meant the dog!"

'Mother?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Clearing the castle's moat.

"I have to pee!"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."