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Peak and off peak.

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Do you have an appointment?"

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Mountaineer with breathing apparatus finds melted snowman atop peak

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Alien David statue

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'But what is the universe for?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen