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"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"A little help, please."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

An early space launch attempt.

Sunbathing in the park

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"