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'Well professor, we have traced the villa back to a Keith Moon.'

Robert Fripp

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

ZZZZZZZ Top

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Freddie Mercury

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

An early space launch attempt.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Jimi Hendrix.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Ringo Starr

Ray Davies

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Tourist

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Roger McGuinn

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Mick Jagger

Pete Townshend

Santa Metal Claus