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'First we build a henge, then they build a henge, now everybody's building henges.'

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"What the hell took so long?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Baby rocks!

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

StonesHendge.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

"I have to pee!"

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Non discrimination to Vampires

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'...And in this dungeon we incarcerate the lowest of the low - the mis-sellers of P.P.I. schemes!'

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'