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'Gnome Henge.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

StonesHendge.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Too much club."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Stone henge swing.

The first Dermatologist.

"This must be Easter Island!"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

The first art critic

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."