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'Gnome Henge.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

StonesHendge.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Too much club."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Stone henge swing.

The first Dermatologist.

"This must be Easter Island!"

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

The first art critic

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Evolution of God. . .

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'