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Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

StonesHendge.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Stone henge swing.

The first Dermatologist.

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Evolution of God. . .

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

The first art critic

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

Sundial watch...

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'