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"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

"Well did he?"

StonesHendge.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Stonehenge Imitation

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Basil Rathbone Caricature

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

The Forensic Paleontologist

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Sundial watch...

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

Two men trout fishing

'You and your stones collection.'

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

"My wife wanted a garden fence."

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

junk bought - antiques sold.

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

"Stuff the artist never wanted anyone to see is in the back."

'I'm not sure, officer. All I know is one of them snuck into my new car and left hair all over the place.'

'First we build a henge, then they build a henge, now everybody's building henges.'

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

I hate changing TO Daylight Saving Time.

"Psst...quick -- check how long a Bible guy named Methuselah lived."