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"Sorry. It's 'Fall back,' 'Spring forward.'"

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Those Were The Days

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

StonesHendge.

Oog has invented the organization chart.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

Romans.

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Stone henge swing.

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"This is what I use for social media."

What your guitar says about you.

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'It's a rock made of plastic.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Fire first discovered here B.C.