Stone Circle Scholar Mugs

"Sorry. It's 'Fall back,' 'Spring forward.'"

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Those Were The Days

StonesHendge.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

Romans.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Stone henge swing.

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"This is what I use for social media."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

What your guitar says about you.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'It's a rock made of plastic.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."