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Sundial watch...

Golfing Bishop.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

StonesHendge.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Stone henge swing.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Hockey Goal

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

Valet parking.

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

Excalibur Golf Course.

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

"My wife wanted a garden fence."

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

Neanderthal Golf.

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

'First we build a henge, then they build a henge, now everybody's building henges.'

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

I hate changing TO Daylight Saving Time.

'Uh-Oh...it seems that today Karl is in a really bad mood.'

"Uh-oh. . . looks like the clock's stopped. . ."