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Sundial watch...

Golfing Bishop.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

StonesHendge.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

The Hockey Puckey

Stone henge swing.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

Hockey Goal

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

Valet parking.

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

Excalibur Golf Course.

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

Neanderthal Golf.

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

"My wife wanted a garden fence."

'First we build a henge, then they build a henge, now everybody's building henges.'

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

I hate changing TO Daylight Saving Time.

'Uh-Oh...it seems that today Karl is in a really bad mood.'