Circle Explorer T-Shirts

'You'll find that working with circles is as easy as pi.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Love linked

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"What the hell took so long?"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Baby rocks!

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

ThrEschers.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"Showoff"

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Sister Cities

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

How About Serving Us For a Change

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"