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The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Fishing direction sign.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

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'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"No guarantees, right?"

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'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Evolution of God. . .

'Good morning Miss...'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"Oh come on, rejoin the party. After all, no man is an isl –"

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

"It's my emotional-support beard."

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

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"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'