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"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

Danger Slow Sand.

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Disinformation booth.

Women in a cross country race

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Miami Mice

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'Stress'

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Dancing in a circle

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

Congratulations for male runner

A number of runners run through police tape.

'Well, did you win or what?'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'