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"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

Danger Slow Sand.

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Disinformation booth.

Women in a cross country race

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Miami Mice

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

Dancing in a circle

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Evolution of God. . .

A number of runners run through police tape.

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'Well, did you win or what?'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'