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Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Clown on bike.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Clown God

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Clown Face Painting

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Clown Skis.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Beware of balloon dog.

Clown Wedding with Rake

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Children's Entertainer

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'What's that funny smell?'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

No juggling allowed.

'Could you give us a push?'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.