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'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

January Joiner

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'Stress'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Psychic car mechanics.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Caveman on the brink of technology.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'Oh course!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'