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'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

"What's a patent?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Women in a cross country race

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

January Joiner

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Psychic car mechanics.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'Oh course!'