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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Giant Snowflake.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skiing

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Running

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'