Snow Sprinter T-Shirts

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

Skiing.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

January Joiner

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Skier.

Ski Surfing

Freezing

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

Seasonal shopping.

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

"Still snow!"

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Artist's Perspective

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"