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Experts only.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Non-Denominational Carols

Giant Snowflake.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skiing

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

The Frankenstein snowman.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Ski kicker.

Festive squad

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Flake News

Fetching some fuel.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I love this time of year."