Snow Stunts Enthusiast Pillows

Experts only.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Non-Denominational Carols

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Giant Snowflake.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Fetching some fuel.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

"I love this time of year."

Ski kicker.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Festive squad

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

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