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"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'No ice.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Well, we needed the rain."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

The lonely figure

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Snow Crime

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Sand Snowmen

"I love this time of year."

Ski kicker.

Festive squad

Frosty, the Golden Years

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Flake News

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"