Snow Storm Enthusiast Gifts

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'No ice.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Giant Snowflake.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

The lonely figure

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Snow Crime

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Frosty, the Golden Years

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Ski kicker.

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Flake News

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Sand Snowmen