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'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skiing

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

A skier and a paraglider

"I love this time of year."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Ski kicker.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Flake News

Fetching some fuel.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."