Snow Excursion Enthusiast Prints

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Skiing

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

A skier and a paraglider

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Ski kicker.

Flake News

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Fetching some fuel.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

"I love this time of year."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'