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Vladimir Putin

Pony Ride in the Snow

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

Football fan

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Taxi

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Skiing

Barbecue in the snow.

Ski-ers.