Snowy Adventure Enthusiast T-Shirts

Vladimir Putin

Pony Ride in the Snow

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Football fan

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Taxi

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Say, I just had a thought

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Barbecue in the snow.