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'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Giant Snowflake.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Skiing

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Ski kicker.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Snow is falling...

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Fetching some fuel.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Milkjet Skiing

"I love this time of year."

Flake News

'You win. Go out and play.'

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"