Fun-loving Snow Explorer T-Shirts

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Pushy Dog

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Fetching some fuel.

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Running out of Gas.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

Football fan

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'