Fun-loving Snow Explorer T-Shirts

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Pushy Dog

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Fetching some fuel.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Football fan

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

Leaf Dive Score

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Taxi