Fun-loving Snow Eater T-Shirts

'No two snowflakes are exactly alike.' - 'They taste the same to me.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Inappropriate Snowmen

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Snowman ice fishing.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

How to fight a vampire snowman

Clown Skis.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Midwest Winter Items.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Snowman Driver

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

365 Lemonade Stand

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."