Snow Sprinter Pillows

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

Skiing.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

January Joiner

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Freezing

Skier.

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Ski Surfing

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

Seasonal shopping.

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"Still snow!"

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

"It's nice being in front but I'm sad I don't get a butt to sniff."

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

Artist's Perspective

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'