Snow Surfer Pillows

Ski Surfing

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The World Wide Web.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I don't know who you are!"

Giant Snowflake.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Bunny Hill

Snowboarding downhill.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Another nice wave.'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

A skier and a paraglider

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Ski kicker.

Flake News

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"I love this time of year."

'No surf?'