Silver Surfer Pillows

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago."

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

"When I came to the crossroads of my life, I found I was out of gas!"

"Sombody say MOUSE?"

"I don't know who you are!"

Screenior citizen

'I much prefer PC's to Macs...'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'In my fantasy retirement league, I'm having a great time.'

'Your Father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus'

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Computer Literacy Classes for Seniors aka Old School

"He's upset because the online ads he's being sent are all for incontinence pants."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

The World Wide Web.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Sex Section in the Library

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Economic

Life Extension Journal.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

I can be upgraded, can you?

Gracebook.

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'