Satellite Surfer Pillows

"Any chance you could block the Home Shopping Network?"

The World Wide Web.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"You've got computer-breath."

"I don't know who you are!"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Crop duster wanted.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Surfing alien.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Hot Towel Web Service

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Economic

Free WiFi

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Modern Studying

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Screenior citizen

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Internet Addict Anonymous

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Moving Van.

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

Floating on the stockmarket

God changes the channel with his remote.