Series Surfer Pillows

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Moses on the web

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"You've got computer-breath."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

How I met your mother

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Dow's up!"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Remote control wars.

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'Another nice wave.'

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.