Serial Channel Surfer Pillows

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

'Can't we just see one channel instead of bits of the other hundred?'

"Nobody has ever gone broke underestimating American attention spans."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"You've got computer-breath."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

How I met your mother

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Remote control wars.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"In da house"

Sex Section in the Library

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"