Winged Channel Surfer Pillows

Man sees 'Birdwatchers Society' is a society of birds watching television.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Would you like some wings?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

TV-Man

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Turtle Hat

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"In da house"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Remote control wars.

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'