Channel-surfing Champion Pillows

Girl on couch considers channel-hopping to be a sport

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

TV-Man

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

How I met your mother

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Remote control wars.

"In da house"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

Transformation of Man into Monster.

"How many new sitcoms will it make before they find a decent one?" "About twenty something"

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

Mind control

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'