Channel Surfers Pillows

'Cable's not so expensive if you pro-rate the 180 channels we never watch.'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Repercussions of Janet Jackson's boob.

"There's the pay TV remote... the set top box remote... the TV remote... now where did I put the worth watching remote?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"In da house"

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Remote control wars.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

Internet Restaurant

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'