Channel Surfers Gifts

'Cable's not so expensive if you pro-rate the 180 channels we never watch.'

It's such a beautiful day outside, why don't we switch to the weather channel.

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Repercussions of Janet Jackson's boob.

"There's the pay TV remote... the set top box remote... the TV remote... now where did I put the worth watching remote?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

How I met your mother

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"In da house"

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Remote control wars.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

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