Channel Surfer Gifts

Cable / Satellite / Digital TV "Still nothing on TV."

Though hesitant at first, Hank orders the 'Watching Paint Dry Network' offered exclusively through his satellite provider.

"Honey, what's that channel I like to watch?. . . You know the one with strong opinions based on little information."

'I went through all one hundred and fifty channels and not a single thing on. So what the heck, want to talk?'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

"I've been clicking all day and I still can't find the 'confused media buyers' channel!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"I don't know why you keep pressing the remote control..."

'I want enough channels so that by the time I'm done surfing, a whole new half hour of programs I don't want to watch will begin.'

'I know it's a boring show... but the remote is broken.'

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'Quick! Turn to the history channel! My book report is on!'

TV Remote control user is zapped by his telly

A man watching television sees that the Apathy channel has been canceled due to a lack of interest.

"You don't really know someone until you give them the remote."

"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."

"You wanna watch the Hunting Channel or the Gathering Network?"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

How I met your mother

1,000 Stations vs 1,000 Books

'S*** happens - details at eleven.'

'I don't feel like concentrating- see if you can find a rerun.'

"Why don't you just change channels Dad ?"

'Do you want to see the 'wow' factor?'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Recent studies show that a man's fear of commitment extends to the television, where he suffers an unrelenting paranoia that something better is on another channel.

TV Time

"Wow, that's a lot of channels for such a little TV."

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

We now return you to reality, which is already in progress.

Man's fear of commitment extends to the television, where he cannot decide on a program.

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Dad's house is better. In addition to 34, 45 and 66, we get 18, 71 and 128.'