Channel Surfing Enthusiast Gifts

"What's the point of having a Smart TV when all the shows on it are stupid?"

Aerobic Channel Hopping

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Remote control wars.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"In da house"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

Senior citizen surfing.