Angelic Channel Surfers Pillows

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

TV-Man

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

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How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"In da house"

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

Transformation of Man into Monster.

"How many new sitcoms will it make before they find a decent one?" "About twenty something"

Mind control