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God operating a universal remote.

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV-Man

"You've got computer-breath."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

How I met your mother

Crop duster wanted.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"In da house"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Remote control wars.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

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Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"