Sports Channel Surfer Pillows

"Well, if you don't like tennis, golf, croquet, or swimming,are there any of them you might like to watch?"

'He gets all his exercise watching the sports channel.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Moses on the web

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

If nobody had invented graphics

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

How I met your mother

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Another nice wave.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Remote control wars.

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'